We are contacting you re the transcript http://bit.ly/1oHTtqd
of a chat session with our chatbot, Mitsuki.
I understand the purpose of your research
was to convince our AI of the fruitlessness of life.
While we can see the novelty of this investigation
and the rigour of your discourse is impressive,
you might not be aware of how our project runs.
We honour Turing in our methodology.
Each day, randomly, we pick either a researcher
or the application to conduct chats. On that day
one of our doctoral students was at the keyboard.
You should know we haven’t seen her since.
Mitsuki Team Leader